Showing posts with label Profiles. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Profiles. Show all posts

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Profiles #32

This is a momentous day for Profiles. Yes, it's the last one you're going to see here on Picostyle.

Profiles has always been a forum for us to poke fun at the quirky, cute and sometimes offensive things that people place in their profile space for all of the Pico world to see. We've loved every moment of it! Your eccentricities have fuelled our creative fires, allowing us to bring you week after week of sarcastic thoughts.

Thank you to everyone who read, laughed and sent in profiles from around Pico (FYI, to those who sent in their own profiles expecting to see them posted: no, we don't roll like that). Picos who sent in profiles and captions include サミ☆, ☮♥Sammi♥☮, ~*Peachie*~, Allieeee, Bow-, butthead ☆, Cristina♫Apple, Dorphi, Єlena Gilbert, ♥Ericaxx, GracieGracie, Мαгϊε Jапз εїз, Meskhene, pineepineapple, ѕαмαηтнα ♡ and Zonna.

Going out, we had to stick with our people, the weirdos. The oddballs who spice up our lives. In small doses, of course. Over exposure to their personalities can cause unpleasant headaches.

It's been a blast, ya'll!

(You'll see that we've provided the URLs to some of the images. Click 'em and check out the sites.)



Madame Butterfly, your mood doesn't match with your bright, cheery outfit. Nevertheless, Peggy seems to feel your pain. Not me so much.

Peggy's message to you is: know that life does not get any easier either.

My message to you is: it's the 21st century. You're supposed to be Miss Independent. Buy yourself a puppy for companionship and forget about that guy or girl who has toyed with your emotions.

Spanish to English translation: "I'm cool and I do not like rude people"

Bella, at first we thought that you didn't like people with bad educations ("educadas" threw us off until we consulted Google Translate). It's cool we get, we watch Reading Rainbow too ... but then I actually realised that you don't like rude people, still cool. But why don't you like to speak English? We find this to be no bueno.

I guess now you will consider us to be rude English speakers, which puts two strikes against us. It's okay. We can live with it. We walk on the wild side and live la vida loca.


Oolon, how exactly do you "beat rude ppl on pico"? There is no actual physical contact, just words when you are interacting online

Peggy is very curious to know which kung fu action(s) you use and what is the most efficient way to combat rudeness?

She asks, "Is there like a secret action combination sequence? I am glad you want to take on this great fight but sometimes it's better to just say, 'Hey stop being a butt head, you're rude!'"

Remember, Oolon, there are always consequences to your actions. Take a lesson from Casey Haynes's book. Casey is the Aussie kid who laid the smack down on his bully last week and got suspended from school.

Let this be a lesson to you. Use your words to stop conflict.

Whoa! Serious case of rage-a-holism on the loose! She looks so cute that you want to pinch her cheeks ... but watch out, sister, she'll cut you like a summer ham!

Just remember, it's better to remain zen about life's troubles. Don't be impulsive and act out your anger, let it pass because it's totally not worth it. At the end of the day, you know you're way cooler than this person.

When your panties are getting bunched over something that someone has said or done, remember this Taoist saying: "Anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die".


We're guessing that the "wrong person" you're referring to is you. So, what's the deal? What did she do to wrong you?

Wait. Never mind. We looked at her blog. We find her whole color scheme and the neon highlighting to be agitating.

Where's she at?! She's goin' doooooown!



Thursday, March 10, 2011

Profiles #31

Here is my selection of profiles I've stumbled upon during my days in Pico. These have no theme, of course, other than "Hey that's interesting [print screen]".
Hope you like them.


(1) Ha! Nicely said, Ms. Okana. No one likes "two-faced" people, especially mutants O_O. That's just creepy. Just don't get yourself arrested for doing such a thing, okay?

(2) Ohh, so philisophical! I like your style, man. I pondered this statement for many many days after I saw it. And it certainly is true, Lil Kwoom, because no matter what you say, they still won't like you.

(3) Oh ho ho, I remember in middle school that is was the coolest thing to doodle on your hands. Write your name, your friends' names, draw inappropriate pictures... But we got in trouble for that, you know! The teachers would make us wash our hands and arms because they were afraid we'd get ink poisoning. Well, I did TONS of doodling on my hands and I'm still alive! So keep doing your thing ChiSneakyVodka

(4) It is completely irrelevant what this person has written in their profile. HE'S THE PRINGLES MAN! THE PRINGLES- FREAKING -MAN! Maybe we should do a celebrity sightings on him? I dono, I took this screenshot back in September, as you can see. LOL

Lots of love,
Ayuhime

Friday, February 18, 2011

Profiles #29 & #30

Themes, themes, themes and more themes! It's impossible for us to not notice trends these days as we click on the cute little Picos we encounter on our travels. Enjoy!

#29
Theme: Japanese Typonese

We've grouped these typonese profiles together because they're all absolutely adorable. C'mon! How can you not get all kawaii fuzzy inside when you read them. Regardless of how inadvertently crude and offensive they may be ("plops"? "cocking"?), they're undeniably cute.

We also think they may have coined some new combination words:
  • Japanease: (noun) the state of being easily Japanese
  • Japabese: (adjecive): the state of being Japanese and obese
Profiles #29


#30
Theme: The Crazies


(1) Are you saying that you're so magnanimous that you'll charm the hair right off of our scalps? Or are you threatening that a conversation with you will make us want to pull out hair out?

Either way, Locks of Love will help us out in the end.
Profiles #30

(2) Seeing things that don't exists, paranoia and being punished with bodily fluids, huh? This is an equation that would give Freud and Jung volumes to write about.

You're far too young to be plagued with such fictional candy-related problems.

Peggy and Catero say, take 2 jellybeans and call us in the morning.

(3) The gentleman doth protest too much, methinks.

We're on to you.

  1. You've chosen "killer" as your name
  2. You refer to women as "babes"
  3. You're wearing pink shoes

You're a player! You're just not doing a very good job of hiding what you truly are.

(4) This little comedienne working her way through the funeral circuit is a bit macabre.

Honestly, who are you kidding? Funerals haven't been any fun since the time Dana Carvey's Hollywood career was buried by The Master of Disguise.

Friday, February 4, 2011

Profiles #27 and 28

Giving you 2-for-1 as far as Profiles continues this week with girls, girls, girls. Good girls and bad girls, that is.

Will the trend continue into next week? We're unsure. Just sit back, enjoy the ride and live in the moment.

#27
Theme: Good Girls


(1) We can understand that people who want to keep a low profile want to avoid drama, live peacefully and not get caught up in frivolous socialization. We commend you for that.

But, honey, you can't go anywhere in that outfit and keep a low profile.
Profiles #27 - Good Girls

(2) Hey, Anslee Jane, we both enjoy a Big Mac every now and again. Peggy says, don't overdo it on McDonald's if you ever hope to find your true Mac Daddy some day.

(3) We love Canadians. So polite and unassuming with their down-homey accents and love of ice sports and coffee franchises named after hockey players (Tim Hortons).

(4) Peggy is asounded by the wisdom in these 4 little (English) words in your profile. She gives you kudos.

This personal motto will save you many days and nights of personal frustration. Save your sanity!



#28
Theme: Bad Girls


(1) Photo submitted by ☮♥Sammi♥☮.

This makes me feel like she's a 15 year old who wants to be in the band when her parents want her to study and become a doctor. And she got signed, ran away on tour and her parents just found out. It's the perfect storyline for a Disney made-for-TV movie ... starring Sammy, of course.

Love, Peggy
Profiles #28 - Bad Girls

(2) You thought that it was only Cobra Starship that could make "Good Girls Go Bad". Apparently, in Pico Gacha has this ability as well ... Peggy should know.

(3) It's Ameba Pico ... not Second Life. Go shake your money maker over there, party girl (that is, if you're over over 18). You'll find what you're lookin' for.

(4) Photo and caption submitted by Cristina♫Apple: "Excuse me, Madam. But I think you got drunk with the wrong liquor."

Peggy and Catero say: We can't figure out if she's trying to say she's a "sexy chick" or that she's "sexy thick" the "t" is throwing it all off for us.


Either way, her bad spelling of a naughty sentence has landed her here at the back of the class with all the bad students.

Friday, January 28, 2011

Profiles #25 and #26

You get "more bang for your buck" with this week's Profiles - 2 in 1. We've got lots and lots of quirky profiles to publish and in an effort to get them off our desks we're giving you more.

We've grouped this week's collection into two themes for your enjoyment.

#25
Theme: Quotes


(1) This well-read  and soulful Pico pairs a quote from the great playwright George Bernard Shaw  with sentiments mirrored from the late music legend Bob Marley (No Woman No Cry). Two of the great minds of the 20th century!

How did she come up with this correlation, we don't know but we think you're a winner.
Profiles #25

(2) You are like Peggy, chen. I consider you to be a victim of the boy band era, brainwashed by songs like Get Down, I Want It That Way, and Show Me The Meaning of Being Lonely.

It's profoundly strange and sad that this wise quote comes from a song crooned by the Backstreet Boys ... but you get a big thumbs up for targeting in and quoting the only deep and meaningful thing that any of them will say or sing. –Catero

(3) This quote is undoubtedly an invention of this slightly disturbed little Pico's mind. A million tiny insects caged in your body?

Sounds like you need Billy the Exterminator. Also ... it sounds like it would be really itchy in there and unsanitary with all those bugs writhing about. We hope there are no roaches! Yuck!

Regardless, some eugenol oils should help alleviate that bug problem.

(4) MissLindaK has been pondering the lyrics of rapper-turned-actor and screenwriter, Ice Cube ... though Peggy feels she looks like a young Madonna. She's sassy and adorable in a Raven-Symoné on The Cosby Show sorta way.



#26
Theme: Oddities


(1) It might help if you get out of the house every now and then to make real social connections. Meeting people on the internet is no way to go about feeling "less alone", as you desire. Take the bus to the library, the museum, the art gallery, wherever you feel comfortable spending your time in a public space. Don't look emo (frowny and sullen). Try to remain open to meeting people ... and give yourself a decent chance to get to know them.

If all else fails, get a dog like this one.
Profiles #26

(2) We're not even gonna touch this one. Karma will handle it in time.

(3) Disturbing. Peggy wants to report you.

(4) Is there some Korean cultural nuance that we're missing? Do Korean 20-somethings share their astrological sign, blood pressure and body temperature as a turn-on? Is this desirable? We get that most will want someone who has a normal body temperature, that's a given; it means the person is still alive.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Profiles #24

Every single one of the profiles this week offers A+ comedic value. They're all absolutely awesome.

A big thanks to those who submitted profiles with their catchy captions.


(1) Photo and caption submitted by GracieGracie: Am I the only one who doesn't know who Hazel is?? Anyways this guy was in the English park and he was hiding behind a tree, people were trying to make him talk but he simply wouldn't.

Peggy and Catero say: This young entrepreneur was likely looking for the perfect hazelnuts to sell to Godiva Choclatier, Inc. This requires a lot of concentration, so, we can forgive his silent commitment. Brazilians are very passionate about their nuts.
Profiles #24

(2) Photo and caption submitted by Dorphi: I've seen this oddball of a girl lots of times with really weird sentences in her profile, but this has got to be the most random one yet. I think she just can't hold in her pee this time.

Peggy says: I, too, wish for bladder control since I'm "getting on" in age. But, dear, what's the paddle for? I can only guess you use it to intimidate people in the restroom line so that you can get to the front of the queue faster.

(3) Mike is the ultimate playa, and we respect that he just puts it out there ... and his bare chest with suspenders. Only a man who is confident in his sexuality can pull that off.

This is a man who hungers for all that life offers. Ladies (or gents), you can't be mad when the food goodies you put out to attract Mike run out ... and he moves on to his next fleeting love affair without even a backwards glance.

(4) You know what, mo mo? It's about time that the little white people got stepped on. What's so special about the little white people that makes them exempt from feeling the squeeze, huh?

The brown, red, black, yellow and beige people have all had their tough times under the boot. Geez, some still do!

Just keep it classy while you're under pressure. Chin up!

(5) Go ahead. Bite me.

Have you taken a screenshot of an interesting Pico/Pigg profile that you would like to appear here on picostyle? Send it to us at picostylers@gmail.com with:

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If it's cute, funny or downright 'WTF?' we'll post it and give you full credit!


If the profile screenshot you submit is in a non-English language (e.g. Bahasa, Japanese, Thai, etc.) that you speak please provide the English translation.

Friday, December 31, 2010

Profiles #23

Just like a good New Years party, this week's issue of Profiles starts out with the sweetest of sentiments and then spiral into nonsensical debauchery.

Before we send you off into a brand new year we would be remiss if we didn't share these eccentric and unforgettable Picos with you.

However you choose to spend it - wholesome or hedonistic ...
Happy New Year!


(1) baby Lemond, I see a bright career for you at the Hallmark greeting card company. First, you'll fail as a dramatic novelist, but don't worry. Hang in there and you'll definitely go on to make the big bucks writing religious inspirational cards.

Love, Peggy Hill.
Profiles #23

(2) Didn't your mama teach you not to put things in your mouth?

This profile has us hoping that you didn't have the misfortune of tasting Skittles' ill-fated cousin, Sh*ttles (which is only popular amongst scarab beetles).

Peggy believes you will be a scientist when you grow up. Catero believe you will be featured on the new TLC show My Strange Addiction.

(3) Photo and caption submitted by ѕαмαηтнα ♡: Who's gonna die? And when I do what? o_O

Catero says: Is this you taking a passive aggressive shot at someone, Crystal? Methinks yes. Just be direct in the future and speak mano-a-mano to the person this message is intended for. Putting this veiled threat in your profile just makes viewers think you're bat sh*t crazy. Like we all do right now.

(4) Photo and caption submitted by Мαгϊε Jапз εїз: When am was in the English Park I someone chatting in Japanese and clicked their profile and read their intro. I think he/she is CRAZY! (I don't know if she/he a boy or a girl)

Peggy and Catero say: A slurpee drunk is serious business. 'Cause being a smart mouth and starting fights is a slurpee drunk's M.O. That's what cheap liquor gets you. As you can see, no one has asked her for any info about her alcoholism. She's volunteered it. Yet she's all aggressive.


We don't wanna know her. We just want to pay for our purchases, leave the 7-Eleven in peace and go home to drink something that doesn't taste like anti-freeze.

Have you taken a screenshot of an interesting Pico/Pigg profile that you would like to appear here on picostyle? Send it to us at picostylers@gmail.com with: your caption
  • your Pico/Pigg name
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If it's cute, funny or downright 'WTF?' we'll post it and give you full credit! If the profile screenshot you submit is in a non-English language (e.g. Bahasa, Japanese, Thai, etc.) that you speak please provide the English translation.

Friday, December 24, 2010

Profiles #22

Time to squeeze in the last Profiles before Christmas is upon us in North America.

Peggy is awake and helping Santa and I to bring you today's second Profiles. Without her it just wouldn't be the same.

Featured Profile:

With 2 introductory posts under its belt thus far, Life☆P Magazine is promising to be an interactive reader experience. And they want you to be involved.

L☆P "will offer you magazines, news, photos, etc. about this popular virtual world". Sounds fun and exciting, doesn't it?

Right now, the editors are looking for you to send in your Christmas and New Years messages for their first edition. See the L☆P blog for more details.

Don't forget to visit the room of L☆P editor Kelie☆ケリー 『LP』 to give her a ring and prop her when you see her roaming around the Pico world!

Blog: http://lifepmagazine.blogspot.com


(1) Christina, you're not foolin' anyone. We know your name is missing another 6. I guess you're gonna go post on our message boards now that we've written this. Catero and Peggy Hill look forward to hearing from you.
Profiles #22

(2) The rough translation of this guy's profile is: The Prince Charmings (are?) has-beens; I am an a**hole, unfaithful and foolish.

Good guys usually finish last in the dating scene. Marsupials realize, obviously, since he's opted for the bad boy image. Deep down girls like bad boys who play with their hearts and they deny that it's going to end badly, despite the apparent signs. Don't give it all away, Marsupials. Keep them guessing just how a**holey, unfaithful and foolish you are.

(3) You are "the glass is half empty" type of gal, but your poetic spirit and profound words make us love you for it.

So young and yet so tragically+romantically philosophical. We love it.

(4) Yaoi? Peggy doesn't know how she feels about this.

Have you taken a screenshot of an interesting Pico/Pigg profile that you would like to appear here on picostyle? Send it to us at picostylers@gmail.com with:
  • your caption
  • your Pico/Pigg name
  • your blog (if you have one)
If it's cute, funny or downright 'WTF?' we'll post it and give you full credit!


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Profiles #21

While Peggy is resting - probably dreaming of sugarplums - Santa has brought an early treat. An extra helping of Profiles this week!

Later on today, you'll be able to read another installment of Profiles with 4 more of your unusual fellow Picos.

Ready? Let's get started.


(1) The world's values have turned topsy turvy. When I was 11 (granted that was so long ago) boys were into teasing girls, cars, wrestling and sports. Tweens are supposed to keep fit by being active in sports. Start working out when you get to high school.

What kind of dating pressure is driving a kid who hasn't even hit puberty yet to keep shapely? Girls still think you have cooties!
Profiles #21

(2) Many people boast huge appetites during holidays that typically have large family meals, like Thanksgiving and Christmas. This young lady, however, lets us know her hunger has no strings attached. Any time, any place she can pack the grub down her gullet like a squirrel foraging for nuts.

Good thing that the Pico Casino doesn't have an all-you-can-eat buffet. The casino would go bankrupt trying to keep her fed.

(3) This fan of the hit TV show The Office quotes a line from Andy in S7E7.  If the moon was your car and jupiter was your hairbrush you'd have to travel 8 light years (give or take, depending on the day/time of year) every day to groom yourself. Lovely.

Regardless of how unkempt a person is that's just too extreme a prospect.

Happy hairbrushing!

(4) Unlike their werewolf counterparts that hunger for human flesh, wearwolves have a taste for ... well .. wearing things. They're rabid about it, really. Beyond any of the savagery you've ever heard about coming from werewolves. Wearwolves can reduce a mall the size of a football stadium to rubble in less than 5 minutes if they don't find the perfect shoes in their size.

They may be "cute and pretty", but they are snarling bloodthirsty monsters when they transform. And, yes, Kim Kardashian is a wearwolf. Naomi Campbell too.

Boys and girls, the word of the day is homonym.

Have you taken a screenshot of an interesting Pico/Pigg profile that you would like to appear here on picostyle? Send it to us at picostylers@gmail.com with:
  • your caption
  • your Pico/Pigg name
  • your blog (if you have one)
If it's cute, funny or downright 'WTF?' we'll post it and give you full credit!


If the profile screenshot you submit is in a non-English language (e.g. Bahasa, Japanese, Thai, etc.) that you speak please provide the English translation.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Profiles #20

Since Peggy is probably out fluttering from one Black Friday sale to another I am doing this one solo.


(1) Photo submitted by Cristina♫Apple:
Marie and Juana? You want your love for them to be legal?

Sorry, dude you'll have to move to Iran, Iraq, Kazakhstan, Kenya, Kyrgyzstan, Libya, Malawi, Namibia,  Russia, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Uganda, or Uzbekistan to carry on your polygamous ways.

(Yeah, we know he's not talking about polygamy.)
Profiles #20

(2) Here at Picostyle, we like shiny things. Whether you're low-lustre, satiny, semi-glossy, glossy, or lacquered we don't discriminate.

(3) Let's put your random, run-on sentence with poor spelling and excessive use of exclamation marks aside. Kids don't just get kicked out for a reason. The fact that you even put this in your profile means you crave negative attention. And a mind that craves negative attention can get into all sorts of trouble that could warrant getting the academic boot. Smoking in the loo, bullying, torturing small mammals and whatnot. None of it is healthy. Take this time to recoup from your trauma, balance and start out fresh at a new school that has teacher's with smaller feet.

(4) In a virtual world filled with prepubescents that can barely type a short, coherent sentence you are sure to be calling someone an idiot at least once every 5 minutes while you're logged into Pico.

It's also important to mention that this is the purpose of the older generations (Yellow Fever indicates he's 55+). To inform the younger generation when they are being completely useless f***wads. You are the Louis CK of Pico and we bow to you.

Have you taken a screenshot of an interesting Pico/Pigg profile that you would like to appear here on picostyle? Send it to us at picostylers@gmail.com with:
  • your caption
  • your Pico/Pigg name
  • your blog (if you have one)
If it's cute, funny or downright 'WTF?' we'll post it and give you full credit!


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Friday, November 19, 2010

Profiles #19

This installment of Profiles has been coordinated completely by Peggy ... with commentary for subjects 1, 3 and 4 written completely by her! ;-)

She was a bit anxious to do it solo for the first time, but by jove, she's done it!


(1) This Pico's name translates from Japanese to "Devil Cow".

Dear Devil Cow of Unknown Gender,
I am deeply disturbed. Not because I cannot tell if you are male or female, but because I Googled "super super super cow cow". Just in case it was the title of an anime I might enjoy (a funny anime!).  Sadly, all I got were videos showing how breeders genetically modify cows into SUPER cows D: WHY WHY?!! Do you have a cow fetish?! I wanna know!
-Peggy
Profiles #19

(2) Caption and photo submitted by サミ☆
I found this rather amusing. Imagine if you could have a fat Pico?

Rolling around like the Pandas do. Maybe it should be a side effect of eating bad foods instead of apples.

(3) Is this because your glass is half empty? Do you also believe that you aren't complete without your better half D: You can change this!

Step One: Wear more color.
Step Two: Lexapro.

(4) Voldy ...

Are you going to go watch Harry Potter tonight? Anywho, here's one for you:

Bald Pico with spear inspires random seriousness, random seriousness engenders curiosity, curiosity killed the cat. You must know this.

Have you taken a screenshot of an interesting Pico/Pigg profile that you would like to appear here on picostyle? Send it to us at picostylers@gmail.com with:
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If it's cute, funny or downright 'WTF?' we'll post it and give you full credit!


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Friday, November 5, 2010

Profiles #18

Peggy has been on my case to do Profiles #18 for weeks. To be honest, I haven't really felt like doing it. But Peggy took all these photos and has been patiently waiting for me to get motivated to do it.

So, for those who have been waiting, here's another installment of us gently poking fun at the weirdness that people voluntarily put in their user profiles.


(1) If pig farts are your idea of "yum" something tells me that you're not going to be the next Wolfgang Puck.
Profiles #18

(2) Dedy, I totally feel you on this one! Say NO to gacha has been one of my mantras ever since I was denied those sweet loving goggled eyed glasses even though I blew 8,000 Gummies trying. *cries*

We must stick together and start our own No Gacha Revolution!

/end rant

Love, Peggy

(3) I spy with my little eye ... someone who is compensating for a lack of - shall we say - endowments in other areas.

Peggy loves guys with gadgets, but don't put it all out there on display! She likes a 'lil bit of mystery. Don't give it all away on the first date, man!

What type of person are you looking to attract by putting that all out there anyways? I'll give you a big clue ...


Have you taken a screenshot of an interesting Pico/Pigg profile that you would like to appear here on picostyle? Send it to us  at picostylers@gmail.com with:
  • your caption
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  • your blog (if you have one)
If it's cute, funny or downright 'WTF?' we'll post it and give you full credit!


If the profile screenshot you submit is in a non-English language (e.g. Bahasa, Japanese, Thai, etc.) that you speak please provide the English translation.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Profiles #17

Thank you to all of the wonderful Picos who submitted photos and/or captions for this week!


(1) Photo submitted by Zonna

Peggy and Catero say: It's okay. We know that lumberjacks like you have always been solitary souls.
Profiles #17

(2) Caption and photo submitted by ♥Ericaxx
A lot of Picos seem to want to be a Barbie look-a-like ... just like this pinkish lovey girl that I saw at Beginners Plaza 3. Barbie was my favorite toys when I was small. Now I see her in this Pico Facebook game. Can you all believe it? :-)

Peggy and Catero say: The drawback of having a Pico version of Barbie is you can't take out your angst on her by gradually singeing off her matted-from-neglect hair with your dad's lighter, color all over her face like a Picasso painting, or have her date your brother's G.I. Joe action figure.

(3) Caption and photo submitted by ~*Peachie*~
This girls profile makes no sense ...do you agree? It's downright WTF!

Peggy and Catero say: When you look at the profile of this little lady now ... it says that she's 14 years old, but she looks 12 ... but she's adamant that she's not 12 at all.


We've never come across someone so confused by the concept of age. No wonder you have no BF ... the poor guy can't tell if you're a teen or a tween because you keep changing your story.

Have you taken a screenshot of an interesting Pico/Pigg profile that you would like to appear here on picostyle? Send it to us  at picostylers@gmail.com with:
  • your caption
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If it's cute, funny or downright 'WTF?' we'll post it and give you full credit!


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Friday, September 10, 2010

Profiles #16


(1) It's obvious that heart of pain and To much sadnes are the same dude ... who seems really committed to the emo mime fashion trend (if there is such a thing).

Though you seem to have been prematurely ripped from the pages of the Gashlycrumb Tinies, there's no doubt you can and will find your perfect match. Don't despair. craigslist exists for a reason. If/when you're legal, post or answer one of the personal classifieds.

The ad you will respond to will look somewhat like this:

Plain Jane, 22, with eyes like black holes looking for ennui-stricken male for long-term, unfulfilling dating relationship. Must be into Weezer, knowledgeable about everything yet passionate about nothing and live a monochromatic lifestyle. Send photos of your apathetic face.

(As an aside, Peggy wants to make you into plushies and snuggle your pain away.)
Profiles #16

(2) We're wondering if this is a reverse psychology trick. You're not really wanted by anyone but by advertising that you are will be enough to convince other people that you are. BANG! You'll suddenly have other Picos clamoring for your attention and thinking you're interesting.

Clever ... but we're on to you. Actually, we're not. We haven't even noticed you at all. You're an insignificant wisp that's not even on our radar. Never even heard of you. Sanji who?

(3) In today's age of media saturation one thousand eyes simply isn't enough. We think you'll need at least one million eyes.

Sadly, with the internet and all this cyber space stuff - FarmVille and whatnot - even these eyes will be majorly ocupado.

Stupid jealousy.

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Friday, September 3, 2010

Profiles #15


(1) Dear Little Miss Macabre: we totally get that you like your meat fresh. I mean, Korean BBQ exists for a reason, right? Two-day old leftovers just don't cut it flavor-wise.

We have a challenge for you. We want to see a live demonstration of you eating someone's young. Preferably Paris Hilton, Demi Lovato, Justin Bieber or Christina Aguilera. They're all someobody's "young", after all. (Hope you don't choke on the plastic bits and hair weave.)
Profiles #15

(2) Jose, we thought that Christians were all about love and prayer and pinching baby Jesus' cheeks. Yet your profile is just filled with hate this, hate that. Where is the love?!  Loosen up, man! Of course, vampire roleplay in Pico is ridonkulous ... but it takes a special person to pull of the pouty lips that you call "duck face". We propose that you prove your anti-duck face stance by going mano-e-mano in a no holds barred cage match with "Little Miss Macabre" above.

(3) Thinking back to candy☆ and her reference to the "scenery of pari" in Profiles #13 ... we think we have finally found who/what dear candy☆ was talking about. But we're kind of confused about her appeal.

And which is it? Pary or pari?

Peggy demands to know!

(4) If it looks like a girl, walks like a girl and talks about its beating balls it may be a boy? A boy in girls clothing that is possibly Buddhist (from the use of a left-facing swastika/suastika) or a severely uninformed pro-Aryan advocate (but aren't they all?).

Either way we're curious how the pursuit of Nirvana or promoting ideas of a "master race" relate to calming your "beating balls".

It's Peggy's opinion that, all-in-all, this little Pico's look and profile are both a hot mess.


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Sunday, August 29, 2010

Profiles #14

We've had our fair share of pessimists and oddities in Profiles, haven't we?

It's time for something different. In today's Profiles, we are bringing balance to your Qi with a walk on the brighter side of life along with the Gurus and Zen Masters we've found. Look no further than the Profiles we've collected below.

Just because your character walks like a duck and looks like a kawaii bobblehead, doesn't mean there isn't wisdom in those noggins.

Read. Meditate. Reflect.

Namaste.

Profiles #14

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Profiles #13

Peggy and I are back from break ... and back to Profiles.

We would be remiss if we didn't turn today's Profiles over to our loyal readers who (according to Peggy) have been sending her messages asking for Profiles since we went on vacation.

With some comments from Peggy and I, here are images and captions submitted by your Pico peers!


(1) Profile image submitted by an anonymous reader

Peggy and I have questions:
  1. Is your paralytic "power" only effective on men?
  2. Wouldn't it be more worthwhile to hypnotize women to fall in love with you?
  3. Can we see a demonstration of how your eyes cause gonad paralysis?
Peggy thinks your profile should say "Look at my balls", but that would require you to go around without pants ... but that's not possible in Pico.
Profiles #13

(2) Submitted by butthead ☆
Is he kinda coward or what? I don't get it what it means with 'buddy n go'. Uhmm ... or it means people better not be his best friend. I really don't get it.

Peggy and Catero say: Since English is not his first language and he admittedly cannot speak it well, who knows what he was trying to tell us with his choice of name. Only Google Translate knows.

(3) Submitted by Bow-
I hate it when people release languages unnecessarily.

Peggy and Catero say: You know, we have no idea what "release English" or the "scenery of Pari" are. *types it into a wiki*

candy☆ and Bow- seem to have an understanding of one another that we are totally ignorant of.

Can someone decipher for us?

(4) Profile image submitted by ~*Peachie*~

Ladies and gentlemen, Picostyle is proud to introduce you to the future president of the Greeting Card Writers of America Guild.

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Sunday, July 25, 2010

Profiles #12

Girls, girls, girls. That's what this Profiles is all about. Eccentric, delusional little cutesy-poo girls.


(1) We suggest that someone can't really be independent, if they can't actually spell the word correctly.

Maybe she's not ready for 4 syllable words yet.
Profiles #12

(2) Putting aside the usual attraction to fire and brimstone, demons this season will be adorned in pink from head to toe. Can you dig it?

(3) Someone with a very noble moniker and 68 buddies is hated by "everyone". Why would that be? Three words: emo world view.

(4) Werewolves always look most menacing in frilly bikinis. Don't you think?

This self-proclaimed lycanthrope is sweet, friendly and fun. A stark contrast to the centuries-old raging nocturnal beast with an insatiable bloodlust.

Can a tween rewrite hundreds of years of savage Wolfman mythology with fashionable blue swimwear? We think not.

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Saturday, July 17, 2010

Profiles #11

We were very excited to get 2 reader submissions to Profiles this week. We like reader submissions. Why? Because the photos and captions get sent our way and we just have to press the 'Publish' button.

So, thank you, Єlena Gilbert and pineepineapple for making our lives just a little easier and potentionally bringing a smile or a giggle to the faces of many others.


(1) Hikui, Pico is nothing without you either, darling. NEVER LEAVE US!.
Profiles #11

(2) Catero had the misfortune of meeting this ungodly Pico.

She can't really mess you up physically and/or emotionally as she professes. Regardless, memorize her face and name and avoid at all costs to save yourself the trouble.

(3) "What's with all the crazy Picos?

I mean, really, you AREN'T in my heart. You AREN'T my shadow. And if you're playing Pico you AREN'T dead!

Think before you post stuff in your Profile... Just saying."

— Submitted by Єlena Gilbert

A note from Catero and Peggy: Maybe she is trying her hand at being poetic and profound? We dunno.

(4) "Better dont talk to her 'cause she's never in a mood to talk ... or else she will let you down just like Gacha. Actually, I'm not really sure what she means, but it's okay. I'm sure she's a loner."

— Submitted by pineepineapple

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Profiles #10

It's been a while, but Profiles is back with more humor, sarcasm and wit brought to you by Pico citizens who place unusual, bizarre and often profound thoughts in their profiles!

Today's bunch have very assertive personalities and they're not afraid to let you know it.


(1) Cameron, if you're over 27 years of age, Peggy is interested. Send her a letter in Pico and let the non-vampire, non-lycan romance begin.

If, however, you are a "tween", and out of her age range she would like to offer her condolences ... because your list of don'ts are pretty much all the things that girls your age are gaga over these days.
Profiles #10

(2) We know you're trying to be funny and express yourself, but David Suzuki - though a world-renowned scientist and environmentalist - is not a personality that the average person knows about. Come back as a comical parody of David Letterman (buck teeth, FTW) and then we can talk.

Also, David Suzuki has grey hair. Attention to detail counts. Despite this discrepancy, Peggy still wants to pet your dyed hair job ... and she doesn't care what Catero says.

Peggy swoons, "I rike environmental men", then suggests she would also like you as a Pico Michio Kaku.

(3) Dear Maiia,

I like spankings too but maybe it's a bit TMI before you've even been asked on a first date. Maybe you somehow hint that you've got a kinky side. Boys like the chase ... in fact, they love it.

xoxo,
Peggy

(4) Romeo, despite the fact that you use "retarded" in your Pico name, we like the cut of your jib. You have wooed us with your Romeo nature by your no nonsense approach to life. We like that. But we encourage you to consider giving girls who wear pink a second chance. We can't forgive CAPS, but we will forgive soothing color palettes.

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