Profiles #20

Since Peggy is probably out fluttering from one Black Friday sale to another I am doing this one solo.

(1) Photo submitted by Cristina♫Apple: Marie and Juana? You want your love for them to be legal? Sorry, dude you'll have to move to Iran, Iraq, Kazakhstan, Kenya, Kyrgyzstan, Libya, Malawi, Namibia,  Russia, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Uganda, or Uzbekistan to carry on your polygamous ways. (Yeah, we know he's not talking about polygamy.)
(2) Here at Picostyle, we like shiny things. Whether you're low-lustre, satiny, semi-glossy, glossy, or lacquered we don't discriminate.
(3) Let's put your random, run-on sentence with poor spelling and excessive use of exclamation marks aside. Kids don't just get kicked out for a reason. The fact that you even put this in your profile means you crave negative attention. And a mind that craves negative attention can get into all sorts of trouble that could warrant getting the academic boot. Smoking in the loo, bullying, torturing small mammals and whatnot. None of it is healthy. Take this time to recoup from your trauma, balance and start out fresh at a new school that has teacher's with smaller feet.
(4) In a virtual world filled with prepubescents that can barely type a short, coherent sentence you are sure to be calling someone an idiot at least once every 5 minutes while you're logged into Pico. It's also important to mention that this is the purpose of the older generations (Yellow Fever indicates he's 55+). To inform the younger generation when they are being completely useless f***wads. You are the Louis CK of Pico and we bow to you.

Have you taken a screenshot of an interesting Pico/Pigg profile that you would like to appear here on picostyle? Send it to us at picostylers@gmail.com with:

• your caption
• your Pico/Pigg name
• your blog (if you have one)

If it's cute, funny or downright 'WTF?' we'll post it and give you full credit!


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