Rising From the Ashes: The Return of Pinkerton

That's right. Everyone's favorite Pinkerton is back... although I'm only Pinkerton, so being the favorite one pretty much comes with the territory. Where have I been, you ask? Well, if I answered that I would have to quickly dispose of you afterwards.



Joking aside, I have actually been rather busy lately. I managed to log on to Pico here and there, but only for a few minutes if anything. Not only that, but I also had to deal with an extremely troublesome computer problem which took nearly a week to fix. The picture below is a loose interpretation of how I felt during the process:



I'm not going to make this long and drawn-out, though. And yes, I'm aware that's what she said. I just wanted to thank all of my friends that have been keeping me in their memory for the time being. Also, thanks to Cat and the rest of the PicoStyle team for taking up the reins on some of my blog-related articles (i.e., Celebrity Sightings). I plan to start those up again within the next week or so. Anyways, I hope all of you had a great [insert holidays that have taken place since the last time I posted an update]! I'll see you around on Pico. If I ever stop getting these errors, that is. What great timing for a comeback, huh? /sadpanda

Profiles #29 & #30

Themes, themes, themes and more themes! It's impossible for us to not notice trends these days as we click on the cute little Picos we encounter on our travels. Enjoy!

#29
Theme: Japanese Typonese

We've grouped these typonese profiles together because they're all absolutely adorable. C'mon! How can you not get all kawaii fuzzy inside when you read them. Regardless of how inadvertently crude and offensive they may be ("plops"? "cocking"?), they're undeniably cute.

We also think they may have coined some new combination words:

• Japanease: (noun) the state of being easily Japanese
• Japabese: (adjecive): the state of being Japanese and obese

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#30
Theme: The Crazies

(1) Are you saying that you're so magnanimous that you'll charm the hair right off of our scalps? Or are you threatening that a conversation with you will make us want to pull out hair out? Either way, Locks of Love will help us out in the end.
(2) Seeing things that don't exists, paranoia and being punished with bodily fluids, huh? This is an equation that would give Freud and Jung volumes to write about. You're far too young to be plagued with such fictional candy-related problems. Peggy and Catero say, take 2 jellybeans and call us in the morning.
(3) The gentleman doth protest too much, methinks. We're on to you. You've chosen "killer" as your name You refer to women as "babes" You're wearing pink shoes You're a player! You're just not doing a very good job of hiding what you truly are.
(4) This little comedienne working her way through the funeral circuit is a bit macabre. Honestly, who are you kidding? Funerals haven't been any fun since the time Dana Carvey's Hollywood career was buried by The Master of Disguise.

Celebrity Sightings: For Kicks Edition

Since Pinkerton has been busy and missing-in-action for some time, I decided to pick up his torch and move on with another instalment of Celebrity Sightings - mainly because ZEON ♥(´ε｀ ) took the time to send us some of his own sightings and I didn't want to let his efforts go unseen.

Today, we feature three well-known "killer" personalities who will either kill you with their cuteness, humor, or plain ol' butt kickery.

Pucca
Photo submitted by ZEON ♥(´ε｀ )

Captured in one of the rare moments that she was not trying to steal a kiss from the object of her affection, Garu, this Pucca lookalike sports the iconic "dango" hairstyle of the original cutie.

Pucca is a Korean internet sensation that has won over audiences all over the world with her sweet, silent disposition - not to mention her tendency to inadvertently one-up her crush, Garu, when battling for a precious kiss.

In a similar fashion, Pico's PUCCA™ won over hearts when she visitied World Community Parks wearing her signature red clothing, leaving only the unanswered question of 'Where is Garu?'.

Russell Brand
Photo submitted by ZEON ♥(´ε｀ )

It's literally impossible to capture the wit, weirdness and sheer WTF that is Russell Brand. He's multi-talented - an actor, author, columnist, comedian, radio and television presenter, singer and father of the bizarre bird nest hairstyle.

The Pico known as Russel Brand<3 makes a valiant attempt, even adopting Brand's gothic Willy Wonka fashion sense ... but spellsg his name wrong (there are 2 l's in Russell, darling).

With Russell's larger-than-life personality, it's no wonder that park-goers flocked around him, just trying to get close to the electrifying "Mr. Katy Perry".

I just hope that Russel Brand<3 doesn't try to duplicate some of the unsavoury parts of his namesake's troubled past.

"Alice" from Resident Evil

Having escaped from the Umbrella Corporation with a few cuts and scratches - and a severely sweaty dress - Resident Evil's Alice takes a stroll in the park, on the look-out for errant mutants to slay.

Wearing her Red Hero dress and black combat boots (as worn in the Resident Evil: Apocalypse film), Resident:อลิซ pulled out an array of weapons - just like the fictional Alice - though a Heckler & Koch MP5K submachine guns were nowhere to be seen.

Hopping around the room she engaged other Picos in martial arts and other combat manoeuvres in an attempt to weed out the "goodies" from the "baddies".

Be careful when you come across her, Picos. She armed, dangerous and - most deadly - is probably just as poor an actress as Mila Jovovich.

Photo Credit: Pico Perfect blog

I hope everyone has a warm and fuzzy Valentine's Day.

I heard that at 4PM and 9PM PST (Pacific Standard Time) today a "cupid" will be roaming around Pico today, giving out Heart-shaped Chocolates to loving people. » Read more ...

Note: If you can't figure out what time PST is, use this time zone converter.
PST (Pacific Standard Time) is the California time zone. This is the time that Ameba Pico administrators use in their maintenance schedule notices.

Happy Valentine's Day Again!

Engrish

I've been in a bit of a blogging slump lately, partly because of school, but it's time to get back into the swing of things! There are many updates to be told!

First of all, aren't you SO HAPPY that Gachas have finally slowed down!? I sure am! Now items that are free to purchase that are not chosen at random. LOL!

All of the heart-shaped items have certainly brought about the Valentine spirit. I am in love with the heart face-paint and it will surely never come off of my Pico.



How many hearts can you count? I got 63~

Even if pink isn't your thing, I'm sure you'll find something you love with the Heart Rock collection. The musical instruments are getting really detailed in Pico! I really love the drum set and guitars, so cute!

Happy Valentine's Day!

Hugs, kisses and Valentine's wishes
to all our readers.
Thanks for showing us your love by sending emails, letters, room notes and by feeding our pets, and leaving us food, balloons, candles and other items. We ♥ you too!

There's special love going out to @nom2, aleちゃん, Ayuhime, Berrylicious, Caмbria, Jean Royal, Nisha, Ora18, RMG~Acid Burn, sweet_mom, and ten.ten for participating in Love week!

Love Week: Love Note by RMG~Acid Burn

This week, we asked you, our readers, to send in your Love Notes, telling us what you love about Pico. We received 5 notes; thank you to those who sent in their photos and submissions.

Our fifth note is by RMG~Acid Burn, a precocious young acquaintance of Peggy's who has her own Ruby Moon Girls fan group and likes the finer things in life.

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There are two things that I like about Pico: combat boots and Go Go (my puppy).

I love combat boots - even in real life - and I really like the pet thing. I finally get to have my own on Pico.

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» Visit RMG~Acid Burn's Ruby Moon Girls blog