Overheard: Japanese Park 2

Broken English has never been cuter. I totally died when she went "ups".


(left to right) bebetok & Meygi chan

(21:17) Meygi chan : u re pretty
(21:17) bebetok: hm?
(21:17) bebetok: no
(21:17) bebetok: i think
(21:17) banbis: ご馳走様
(21:17) bebetok: im not pretty
(21:18) Meygi chan : =='
(21:18) bebetok: i think u so tall
(21:18) Meygi chan : u wrobg
(21:19) Meygi chan : ups
(21:19) bebetok: hm
(21:19) Meygi chan : wrong
(21:19) bebetok: why
(21:19) bebetok: ?
(21:19) Meygi chan : cause i'm not tall
(21:19) bebetok: ah
(21:19) bebetok: me too

Overheard: Stinky fat pig

Pictured: gracie l (left), tiana; (right)

I decided to check out Happy New Year Park earlier today and instead of finding New Years joy and excitement I found two girls ready to rip each other's hair out Jerry Springer style. I walked in on the middle of a pre-teen cat fight. I don't know how it started. All I know is it was extremely entertaining to read the poorly spelled insult slinging. The fact that they are pressed up in each other's faces makes me laugh.

Will you be amused to? Read and find out.

(12:39) tiana;: no
(12:40) tiana;: just sh..ut up pig
(12:40) tiana;: ;D
(12:40) gracie l: then why are you still a fat ass
(12:40) tiana;: UR THE SH..IT BAG
(12:40) tiana;: WHITH LOTS OFF POOH INSIDE
(12:41) gracie l: i bet your gay and your homeless
(12:41) tiana;: -KICKS GIRL DOWN AND KILLS HER-
(12:41) tiana;: THIER
(12:41) tiana;: HATE U
(12:41) gracie l: r u a s l u t
(12:42) gracie l: s l u t
(12:42) tiana;: POOH FATBN PIG SH..IT BAG FU..CKER BASTERT AND DONKEY AND EVERYTHING E
(12:42) gracie l: s l u t
(12:42) tiana;: N O SPELLS NO SO SH..UT UP
(12:43) tiana;: PIG PIG
(12:43) tiana;: DRAMA QUEEN
(12:43) gracie l: just so you know my mom is the govener
(12:44) tiana;: MINES THE BEST MUM IN THE HOLE WILD WORLD
(12:44) tiana;: SOS
(12:44) gracie l: if your british your stupid
(12:44) gracie l: s l u t
(12:45) tiana;: UR A FAT CHUBBY AND STINKY FAT PIG AND ALL BAD WORDS
(12:45) tiana;: SO THIER
(12:45) gracie l: wow but i shower every hour
(12:45) tiana;: FU..CKER
(12:45) gracie l: s l ut
(12:45) tiana;: WELL U DONT HAVE SHOWERS ON AMEBA PICO??????
(12:46) tiana;: ONLY BATHS
(12:46) gracie l: so but im not a les
(12:46) tiana;: WAIY
(12:46) tiana;: ASLONG AS U NO

Then tiana; walked away and asked the room how to do the cat icon.

Overheard: No love in the club.

Pictured: lex5 (left), Mysterion? (right)

Have you ever wondered what the night club dating scene is like in Pico? Apparently, it's fleeting and an exercise in futility. Just like in every day life.

I don't exactly know what happened with this potential couple in Pico Night Club/Pink. Perhaps the lady is looking for a less "cool" and more immediately affectionate beau. Is she playing a hard-to-get game, with the one desperate boy who finally runs after her and begs for her not to go winning the right to her time and attention? Whatever the answer may be the whole scenario gave me a chuckle and hopefully it will for you too.

(20:48) lex5: heeyy
(20:49) lex5: hi
(20:49) Mysterion?: hi
(20:49) lex5: my name is le
(20:49) Mysterion?: kwl
(20:49) lex5: i mean lex
(20:50) lex5: wats ur name?
(20:50) Mysterion?: Mysterion?
(20:50) lex5: do u know why i come to the night club?
(20:50) Mysterion?: no
(20:50) lex5: to meet a guy tht i might  be able to spend a life with on pico ameba
(20:51) Mysterion?: kwl
(20:51) lex5: so ur obviously not thhe one
(20:51) lex5: bye nice meeting u
(20:51) Mysterion?: nope

Pico Gossip: Parent Attachment or Bad Influence?

Niamh xx, from what I gather, has a Pico daughter (not sure of her name). alex1054 is apparently Miss Perfect, and a friend of Niamh xx's daughter. alex105 meets cute boys all the time, goes to high school, is the captain of the cheerleading squad called the HELLCATS (in real life, of course) and is mad at Niamh xx for not letting her daughter do anything fun with alex1054. Maddie17 is Niamh xx’s friend, who is not a fan of alex 1054’s meddling.


Let’s see how this turns out…

alex1054 (left; brunette), Maddie17 (left; blonde); my associate Ayuboy (far right) creeping.

We arrive at the conversation already in progress.

Pico Afterhours

Late at night.. while your children are sound asleep.. there's a shady night club, it's still open... It's pumped with energy as young adult Picos gather to mingle. They are looking for company.. they are looking for love.. some of them.. are just waiting for YOU to come look.



--- You have moved to Club Esplanade

(03:40) mhonic_cUtE: props
(03:40) Trina Trivia: loses bra
(03:40) xMissMollyx: U Got A Fan club atm
(03:40) 9897: u ok
(03:40) 9897: x
(03:40) Trina Trivia: oh no im just drunk
(03:40) Georgia babes: heyy
(03:40) 9897: hi
(03:40) elijah10192: yucydoodles
(03:41) 9897: lol
(03:41) elijah10192: yukydoodles
(03:41) Georgia babes: heyyaax
(03:41) Georgia babes: heyyaa
(03:42) Trina Trivia: hi
(03:42) ChelseaRose X: i think i found u a bf
(03:42) Georgia babes: they dont respond bakx
(03:42) ChelseaRose X: follow me
(03:42) xMissMollyx: Thats Cuz He's Mine
(03:42) xMissMollyx: =]
(03:42) ChelseaRose X: fuc off
(03:43) Georgia babes: luv u 2x
(03:43) Trina Trivia: looses shoes
(03:43) 9897: w the hell are u dowing
(03:44) Trina Trivia: tequilia makes her clothes fall off
(03:44) Trina Trivia: tequilia makes her clothes fall off
(03:44) Trina Trivia: loses shirt
(03:45) Gem Rock: this girl is getting naked :/
(03:45) Trina Trivia: have bra n undies to loose lol
(03:45) Trina Trivia: im drunk
(03:45) Trina Trivia: tequilia makes her clothes fall off


Well.. maybe she's just working this job on the side to put her through Pico University.

Overheard at the matsuri: The best friend chronicles

Pictured: (vanessa) on the left and alexisu on the right.

Only within a certain age demographic can you go from friendless to BFF in less than 10 minutes.

--- You have moved to matsuri 1
(14:36) (vanessa): ......
(14:37) (vanessa): *crying*
(14:38) alexisu: hi
(14:38) (vanessa): im realy sad
(14:38) alexisu: why
(14:39) alexisu: why
(14:39) alexisu: wht happened
(14:39) (vanessa): im
(14:39) alexisu: ya
(14:39) (vanessa): my friend
(14:39) (vanessa): is
(14:39) (vanessa): angry
(14:39) (vanessa): and
(14:39) alexisu: why
(14:39) (vanessa): she deleted as a friend
(14:39) alexisu: why
(14:39) (vanessa): shes my best friend
(14:39) alexisu: but why did she do tht
(14:39) (vanessa): a girl told her my secret
(14:40) (vanessa): then
(14:40) alexisu: tht's rude
(14:40) (vanessa): she knows it
(14:40) alexisu: awww
(14:40) (vanessa): then
(14:40) (vanessa): she delet me
(14:40) alexisu: wanna be best friends
(14:40) (vanessa): im gonna miss her
(14:40) (vanessa): ok
(14:40) alexisu: ok
(14:41) alexisu: i sent u a request
(14:41) alexisu: how old r u
(14:42) (vanessa): 13
(14:42) alexisu: do u have a boyfriend
(14:42) (vanessa): yes
(14:42) alexisu: coool
(14:42) (vanessa): in real life also
(14:42) alexisu: cool
(14:42) alexisu: did u eva kiss him
(14:42) (vanessa): he kissed me in cheeks
(14:42) alexisu: cool
(14:43) (vanessa): ehheheh
(14:43) (vanessa): hes cute
(14:43) alexisu: meet me at my house
(14:43) (vanessa): ok
(14:43) alexisu: ok
(14:43) alexisu: lets go