Dear Oliver,
(AKA: Happy @(@#ing Oliver!!!)
I notice that a lot of people try to see you.
I've been trying to see you for a VERY long time!
Didn't your secretary tell you about all the calls I left for you?
I waited outside your building, yet you never came out.
Why don't you want me to see you? I just want to props you )@(*#!
You make yourself available for any other woman in town to props.. not even just women.. but men too!!
I noticed that you've decided to visit the casinos and you know what?
That's exactly why I quit gambling you big eared bald hooligan.
What do you think you are? Some sort of Pico Brat Pitt?
Well, welcome to Fight Club - Me versus You.
Winner gets props!
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