Saturday, September 4, 2010
Word on the street is people are losing their shirts and panties left and right. I had to cover up poor Peru Peru who lost everything to Black Jack. Alfonso, the nicest of the four Black Dealers deemed him unworthy of casino credits.
Bad things are happening at this Pico Casino... It's like a black hole, it WILL suck you in.
I watched as Gembear threw pennies at this slot machine in hopes of winning the Mega Jackpot. The crazed dazed look she was giving the machine made me think of all the grandmas out there in Vegas right now yellin' respectably at their own money chuggin' slots.
I am worried y'all...
My skin turns er.. tan as we ourselves lose our shirts and panties at the Black Jack table!~!! ALFONSO LOVE ME. GIVE ME BJ~!!!
Kids, learn from our mistakes. Slow play!!! Slow... play---- and wtf are you doing in the casino?! You're only 10! -quirks eyebrow- Oh yeah, you know I'm talking about you.
At least my day wasn't a total bust... I did get to meet Michael Moore sexiest man alive. XD