The rumour around Pico is that an ancient land had been uncovered.
Inside Gem Rock's room she equips herself with a sturdy spear and backpack of supplies (beer). Sands sweep through the floor of her Pico home as she thinks of what she might uncover in the underbelly of this ancient Pico world.
She slides her map across her table and pinpoints her destination.
Kissing her dog goodbye she travels to the land we call "Egypt".
Interesting. The people who live here work hard for little. Don't you get a lunch break? No medical benefits? Really?
Our hero stops in-front of a local newspaper. Looking into her rough Egypt to English handbook what does that translate to, Gem Rock? "5 gummies beer nights at Sandy Sam's local Saloon & Dance Hall"?
Wanting to go into what she believes as an Egyptian strip mall she's blocked by mall security.
Luckily ... she slips past the guards by flashing them a bit of that famous Gem Rock leg.
Inside she finds a long dark tunnel. "Hey guys, where is the escalator? I can sense a sale around here."
Oh lucky for us it DOES lead to an Egyptian wholesale store ...
but wait ... what's this? ... a coffin?!
Time passes and after a bit of time spent in this new Tourist Capital Gem Rock is now ready to blend in (or stand out) with the natives. Break it down ladies!
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