These noteworthy Picos bear their souls in 140 characters or less, and we're putting them out there so that you may contemplate their "pearls of wisdom".
For all those who enjoy a good profile read, take a gander.
(1) Riding four-wheelers? Shooting guns? Ride or die chick, FTW. 'Nuff said.
(2) On the flipside, ordinary non-human music is not so likable. (We get that you're human by the fact that you're operating a computer and have the gift of language.)
(3) Memorize this face. And then avoid it. Aside from being a phallus-lovin' gentleman, he says in Spanish ("mis pasatiemos son caminar descalzo y teñir gatos") that his pastimes are walking barefoot and cats dying. Charming, isn't he?
(4) The first rule of not being stalked is to not use your real full name online, Rachal Woolet (if that is your real name!).
If posting these profiles doesn't piss off all the wrong or right people and result in a massive amount of hate mail letters and malicious message board posts in my room, we'll make "Profiles" a regular feature.