Monday, August 9, 2010

That Bottomless Belly of Mine

Peggy has been so reclusive these days. Some people ask, where has that old Peggy Hill been? How do I get a hold of her? Well I will tell you my secret to our bff-ness in Pico. Usually when I catch her in the park.. I lead her to my friendship with a trail of hamburgers. That's right, she follows those buns and patties like Jughead Jones. She is a regular old hamburglar. Want her love? Carry a pizza with you at all times.

Here is the step-by-step sequence of how to catch this tiger by her toe.



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