Friday, July 9, 2010

Profiles #9

As you can see, we didn't feel as though the bad boys here deserved our props. But ... a fairytale world wouldn't give us material for Profiles, where we take advantage of the bizarre nature of what Pico players feel they should include in their profiles.

This week we're making the statement that saying mean or degrading things for no reason against people you don't even know just 'aint cool with us.

(1) You can't claim to rape someone's wife and then pretend to be sweet.

It's like joking about pushing someone out a window of the World Trade Center on 9/11 as it was crumbling and using their body as a parachute to save your own skin.

It's just not funny for any reason.

Peggy also wants to let everyone know stealing someone's fried chicken is not okay.
Profiles# 9

(2) Johnny, you're fired.

First, we don't care who think you are.

Second, replace "bitch" with "please" and we'll consider it. Good manners will get you far in life.

Third, we will not prop you, bitch. How do you like them apples?

(3) How many MILFs do you really expect to find in a population that's largely prepubescent?

(4) We think this is a flawed attempt at organized crime in Pico that's full of fail.

You're in the wrong profession, Teod'z, especially because a huge fad in Pico right now is "twinning" oneself. So, kill Peggy once, kill Peggy twice and then wait for Peggy 3.0 to appear.

Also ... how do you expect to get paid for your services?

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  • your caption
  • your Pico/Pigg name
  • your blog (if you have one)
If it's cute, funny or downright 'WTF?' we'll post it and give you full credit!

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