Sunday, June 27, 2010

Profiles #8

Peggy peeled herself away from watching World Cup matches to weigh in on another mixed bag of colorful Pico citizens.

We hope you don't think we're being mean - just sarcastic and exaggerating your foibles. We don't really want to make people cry behind their computer screens or feel like they have to change their name and/or their look to not be recognized in Pico.

You're quirky. Admit it. You put it out there. We're just exploiting it for a few giggles.

(1) With Heggy, imitation really is the most sincere form of flattery. Who knows what would have possessed her to role model her character after our own Peggy Hill with a punny twist.

Though I'm sure she doesn't gamble away her entire week's earnings on Gacha like Peggy, she's just as well put-together.

Profiles #8

(2) For someone who is "super fun" she sure wears a lot of grey, don't you think? But in reality she looks not fun and a fashion mess - like she is trying to believe that she's really hip ("da bomb") and knows that bows over beanies is like all the rage right now, but she uses the wrong bow and it's like a huge fashion faux pas.

Look above, see Heggy's bow. Let it sink it. And try again.

(3) Perrera, FYI: everyday is s e x.

But the fact that you keep your room locked and have the least amount of props out of this week's bunch (we didn't even prop you) makes us think that you're getting freaky with yourself.

So we think you should change your profile to:
Today is for hand-solo.

(4) If there was ever a pristinely perfect definition for TMI, yeah, this profile would be it.

Sex 101, Dennis: cybersex is not real sex. There has to be real physical contact. Not imagined touching.

You're admittedly  19. We admire your resolve to wait for the right person. But we highly doubt that the "right person" is a prepubescent 10-year-old sitting behind a computer screen cybering with strangers while her mom is in the other room watching The Young and The Restless. Well, unless you're into that sorta thing.

Have you taken a screenshot of an interesting Pico/Pigg profile that you would like to appear here on picostyle? Send it to us  at with:
  • your caption
  • your Pico/Pigg name
  • your blog (if you have one)
If it's cute, funny or downright 'WTF?' we'll post it and give you full credit!

If the profile screenshot you submit is in a non-English language (e.g. Bahasa, Japanese, Thai, etc.) that you speak please provide the English translation.

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