Sunday, May 16, 2010

Pico Cribs #7

This room is so awesome I'm giving it it's own entry! I love visiting rooms with owners who have a sense of humor! It's always fun to see what our Pico residents create with their blocks but never in a million years would I have guessed someone would come up with this! Haha, maybe I'm not as naughty as I like to think I am.. I wished I could write down the owner's name for you guys to go check it out but I couldn't figure out how to cut and copy and her name is in Japanese characters. Anywho, I nearly died...

Do you see what I see?!

Boobies
Mortie with the room's owner.

If you see her go check her room!

Boob Party
Mortie and his ladies and gent.

Thank you to this room's creator for making me smile and laugh! I LOVE IT!

Purple Belted Monster

Patterned Belt Dress Just a personal opinion piece about the 'Patterned Belt Dress' which looks strangely like purple animal print ... which is never a good thing in any form. Not on clothing, lamp shades, MySpace backgrounds, keychains, nothing. Ever.

This is a public service announcement to all those who have purchased this hot mess.

There's nothing that can be done to make this dress look good.

Animal prints patterns should never be fused with non-natural colors (as in colors that they would be in nature). Funkadelic animal prints are an abomination against God's law. So, you can try to jazz it up any way you like, but no matter how you accessorize or wear with other cute Pico fashion items, this dress will always make you look like you work for A Pimp Named Slickback.

As you can see from the Purple Leopard Monster collage below, this particular get-up is more than mildly unflattering. Let's be honest. Whether worn with a denim jacket, leather boots, decorative hairband or flashy purse nothing can save this tacky little number.

Think about it people! Who wears purple leopard? George Clinton, 1970s Elton John and "Divine Brown" in her early working years. Do you really want to follow in those footprints?

Bottomline: if you love fashion or simply just like to look good you can not - I repeat, not - let the Patterned Belt Dress touch your Pico's pixels. On the flipside, if you are not interested in looking your best, wear it with pride and let the hot mess live on.

Purple Leopard Monster

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Hitler is a Skanky Ho.

Hitler. Hitler.

I know Cat is the one who usually runs into Hilter but both Mortie and I have been running into him quite often at the Park Pond. It seems to be his favorite place to take his many lady friends. In fact, he's kind of a hobag! In the same day we ran into him twice at the Park Pond and each time he had a different lady on his arm. Maybe these ladies fancy the brooding artist turned crazy madman type. Or... maybe it's the 'stach?!

Hitler.

Oh Hitler... keep it in your pants! PLEASE! We don't need a little Baby Hitler running around :X But it might be too late... word on the street there's a Baby Hitler somewhere on Pico! I've yet to run into him. But if you guys have spotted him send me snapshots! I need to see this!

PS: Hitler, Pandas are not dogs... you might want to update your pet's profile.

Face Lifts, Redheads & Brunettes.

Pigg Peggy.

Hey guys! Peggy here, I took a mini break after a much needed face lift... do you like? Since I can't really buy much with AME in Pigg, I like to keep re-inventing myself... it makes me feel kinda like Madonna but I don't have to do all that pilates to keep myself sexy. The red hair was nice for awhile but I'll always be a true brunette!

Speaking of redheads and brunettes, I'm always excited when I run into famous people in Pico.

Avatars. Avatars.

Snow White was drawing a huge crowd in the Newbie Area. No tainted apples here to bring her down. Who wouldn't recognise that face and outfit! I love when you see royalty hanging around with us regulars. She was so sweet!

Poison Ivy. Poison Ivy.

I ran into Poison Ivy while ringing a friend. She's a hot little lady in her green dress. We talked a bit about her love for plants before I ran off to ring her room. I was a bit surprised that her Secret Garden was so empty but maybe... that's cause her real garden is in a secret location. LMAO. That joke totally failed.

Secret Garden.
Poison Ivy!'s Room.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Mingling with the Common Folk

Avatars: AngelinaJolie
Miss Jolie makes a rare public appearance in Beginners Plaza 9. Missing from this photo are her entourage of security staff, personal assistants, nannies, and (adopted) children ... oh, and of course Brad. Perhaps they didn't recognize her due to the massive unibrow and sunken heroin cheeks.

Recent entertainment news claims that Jolie is a tyrant within her home - throwing tantrums and locking herself in her room when she doesn't get what she wants when she wants. If this is true, perhaps her staff and hubby grew tired of her antics and locked her out before her mani/pedi/wax appointment just before this photo was snapped.

Friday, May 7, 2010

Balloon Madness & Doppelgangers

Balloon Madness.

If you've been playing Gacha recently, most likely you've won a bunch of balloons. Which has lead to what I have dubbed BALLOON MADNESS. Now you can gift or fill your own room with balloons. It's kinda like having your email's inbox filled with SPAM but it's pretty colorful SPAM :X You'll either embrace it or curse the day balloons were given away for Gacha. Each balloon color means a different thing... wanna tell your crush you're into her? Leave her a pink balloon which represents love. Just make sure you do it while she's there so she knows it's from you! They only last 24hrs out of your pocket so once you've placed it you can't put it back in your inventory. Thanks everyone who have showered me with balloons! I feel the LURRVEEEE.

Balloon Madness. Balloon Madness.

My friend ESUNA met her doppelganger the other day and I couldn't help snapping a photo of them. Have you ever wonder how you'd react if you met your own doppelganger in Pico or Pigg?? I mean with so many options I'm still surprised when I see twins or even triplets running around without immediately assuming that they had deliberately planned it.That's usually the case... but how would you feel if you were wandering around and you ran into yourself?!

ESUNA (19:32)
yeah.. I was just there
ESUNA (19:32)
and I went afk
ESUNA (19:32)
and when I came back
ESUNA (19:32)
she was standing in front of me
Peggy Hill (19:32)
Did it freak you out?
ESUNA (19:32)
yeah I was confused because I thought she was me
ESUNA (19:32)
but then I realised she wasn't me. obviously
ESUNA (19:32)
it was kinda cool!
Peggy Hill (19:33)
HAHA and then it was like instant photo opt!
ESUNA (19:33)
someone photographed us together
Peggy Hill (19:33)
NICE
ESUNA (19:33)
"can I take pic with you plz"
ESUNA (19:33)
I was amused

Doppelganger.
ESUNA & mikochoco.

I too would be amused! It would be kinda an honor knowing someone out there thought it would be cool to look like me... well, at least that's what I would tell myself.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

YES!!! New Block Shapes Available!

Pico. Pico.

I love my blocks and I'm very happy that there are new shaped blocks available in Pico at the Flea Market Area! This is old news for Pigg users since they already have these shapes but now I can attempt to make a tree in Mortie's room :X Ameba! Please release all colors for the slip on shoes in Pico next! I can't buy them in Pigg -cries-