Bazooka my room!

In the midst of Pico frustrations, I logged onto Pigg to find many an update!

First of all, I warped to my friend's room to ring, as I usually do in Pico. Instead of the little bell dropping out, my Pico pulls out a FREAKING BAZOOKA and shoots confetti into the room.



Of course, it's to celebrate Pigg's 2nd anniversary. But can you imagine instead of people begging you to ring their room they instead asked "BAZOOKA MY ROOM! I BAZOOKA BACK!"? LMAO!

Just a thought, really.  

Secondly, Pigg also has some really exciting places to go, too. Come to think of it, Pico hasn't gotten a new area in a while, has it? I'm not talking about the parks, they don't count. I mean... I think the last "new" place was Asukasa, am I right? Did you know that Pigg has outer space!?

YES, OUTER SPACE. LOOK AT IT!
Control Room!

You're killing me here, Ameba. Can we at Pico have an outer space? Or is Pico world still considered flat by Pico scientists? OH WAIT! I've figured something out!

Japan is considered years ahead of many countries as far as their technology goes, so is this Ameba's way of imitating that through Pigg and Pico? Pigg, because it is the Japanese version of the game, gets advantages and privileges while Pico is stuck in the past until we sail to Japan and force them to trade goods with us.

Conspiracy theory? Pinkerton is getting to me ...

Love,
Ayu

Elijah and Nancy: Forbidden Love?

Due to the surprising popularity of my conspiracy theory regarding gummies (read it!), I decided to go into detective mode once again and snoop around for another story worth talking about. For a while I wasn't getting many leads, but that all ended once I traveled to a little place called the Flea Market.



When visiting, you will come across some familiar Pico faces. One of those, of course, being Sleepy Elijah.



He sits there all day, rocking back and forth in his chair. Seems a bit too anxious for his own good. I always wondered about that, but more importantly, I wondered what the exact explanation was for him being so sleepy all the time. I thought to myself, "it has to be the mushrooms he's selling."



Hey, you can't expect all mushrooms to give you super powers like Mario. Not the good kind of super powers, anyways. As I was thinking this, though, I looked across the street and noticed Nancy standing there.



There she was, sullenly looking down at her watch with those giant, gleaming eyes.



Then it hit me like a ton of bricks, and everything made perfect sense. The reason why she constantly looks at the clock? It's because Elijah demands her full attention at a certain time of day. Or should I say... night?

Yes, there's obviously much more going on here than we would think. The two may seem far apart, but it's merely an act. A charade. In reality, they are close. Very close. It could explain Elijah's sleepiness/anxiousness. And perhaps this is why he constantly asks for gummies? To pay off a "debt" of sorts? I wont say any more than that, but I'm convinced this could only be a small part of the seedy underbelly of Pico. Look closely at this face:



Closer.



No, closer than that.



Um... pull back just a bit.



Perfect! My friends, that right there is the face of evil.